So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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