I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
