I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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