Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I had to cum in my sink.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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