my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
