And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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