grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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