his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Randomize
