U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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