i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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