Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
More tranny stories later!
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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