seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
