So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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