Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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