you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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