I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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