so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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