Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Randomize
