Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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