So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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