just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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