I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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