what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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