she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You are a booty call, not a friend.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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