Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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