We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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