OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
He has the fingertips of a God
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