the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
