can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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