yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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