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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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