Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
He has the fingertips of a God
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