sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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