Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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