why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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