That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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