It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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You. Win. At. Life.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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