Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Sponge bath it is.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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