brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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