Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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