is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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