ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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