We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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