rhymes with "ouble enetration"
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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