ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
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