Sry I called you an 8
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Randomize
