A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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