her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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