Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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