no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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