dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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