is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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