Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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